Top 12 LeBron James Jokes

I stumbled upon these terribly hilarious LeBron hating jokes, so I thought I would share it with anyone who’s still visiting us.  It’s going to be a looooong off-season, so enjoy! 🙂

  1. Tomorrow is Lebron James day, everyone gets to leave work 12 minutes early.
  2. What does LeBron James have in common with a fabric store? Neither carries any hardware.
  3. Why didn’t LeBron James go to college? Because he can’t pass the finals.
  4. If LeBron wanted a ring that bad, he should have stayed in Ohio and bought one from Terrell Pryor.
  5. The new movie called “The Fourth” will star LeBron James as the Invisible Man.
  6. Why did LeBron James get an automatic transmission in his Lamborghini? He’s not good in the clutch.
  7. LeBron James is set to release his own line of headphones. The sound quality is amazing as it has no ring.
  8. LeBron James was just traded to the Florida Panthers. He should be wildly successful, since in the NHL, there are only 3 periods.
  9. What’s the difference between Saturn and LeBron James? They’re both big and full of gas, but at least Saturn has rings.
  10. Why does LeBron only get served boneless buffalo wings? Because he has a tendency to choke.
  11.  Apple is coming out with a LeBron James iPhone. But it only vibrates because it has no rings.
  12.  No one ever asks LeBron James for change of a dollar. They know they won’t get a fourth quarter.


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  1. Bigben

    Leave Lebron alone. Beside none of you guys could be half the player Lebron is. So stop it. Or are you just in love with him and you can’t stop talking about him.

    • grizzfan

      dude, no need to cry. they’re just jokes.

  2. jay chan

    big ben i stoled the ball from lebron and dunke on him in taiwan. i am at least half of lebron. so shut up

    • dqiu

      i saw tat video of some azn robbin him and finishin at the other basket on him. was tat really u? show me proof!!

  3. dqiu

    lebron must be jewish because only a jew can be beaten by a german(dirk) tat bad.

  4. ffffdf

    haha look now he a champ whre is all those jokes now haters he will give you the full dollar now motherfuckers

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