I stumbled upon these terribly hilarious LeBron hating jokes, so I thought I would share it with anyone who’s still visiting us. It’s going to be a looooong off-season, so enjoy!
- Tomorrow is Lebron James day, everyone gets to leave work 12 minutes early.
- What does LeBron James have in common with a fabric store? Neither carries any hardware.
- Why didn’t LeBron James go to college? Because he can’t pass the finals.
- If LeBron wanted a ring that bad, he should have stayed in Ohio and bought one from Terrell Pryor.
- The new movie called “The Fourth” will star LeBron James as the Invisible Man.
- Why did LeBron James get an automatic transmission in his Lamborghini? He’s not good in the clutch.
- LeBron James is set to release his own line of headphones. The sound quality is amazing as it has no ring.
- LeBron James was just traded to the Florida Panthers. He should be wildly successful, since in the NHL, there are only 3 periods.
- What’s the difference between Saturn and LeBron James? They’re both big and full of gas, but at least Saturn has rings.
- Why does LeBron only get served boneless buffalo wings? Because he has a tendency to choke.
- Apple is coming out with a LeBron James iPhone. But it only vibrates because it has no rings.
- No one ever asks LeBron James for change of a dollar. They know they won’t get a fourth quarter.